entertaining" horny old Dad in an erotic contest via closed circuit TV. Quickly the race gets off with a bang in the wildest sexual competition ever! In the first round, #1 son tries to fire hid dad's imagination by doing some imaginative pencil sharpening with his new secretary, #2 son demonstrates his artistic endowments on a dazzling model while little sister Joyce spreads herself thin (and thick) on three of her dad's drinking buddies. Finally, #3 son tries to top everyone in a hot three-way when two sizzling policewomen decide they have better things to blow than the whistle on him. With the provocative help of his alluring attorney, Tamara, the amorous antics help raise Dad's vital signs. Turning in his television, the second battle of the excesses is about to start in Flesh & Laces, Part II